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Funny Christmas jokes in Spanish
Funny Christmas jokes are the perfect way to get into the holiday spirit, and I've got some good ones for you in this post. As well as making you laugh, they might help with your Spanish learning, and teach you some new words. Besides, after the year we've all had, we could all use an extra dose of Christmas cheer!
8) ¿Quién invitó al muñeco de nieve a nuestro jacuzzi?
Whose idea was it to invite Frosty over to our hot tub?
9) Te he sustituido por una flota de drones.
I replaced you with a fleet of drones.
10) ¿Podría explicar los periodos de inactividad laboral en su CV?
Could you explain the gaps in your CV?
11) Si me traes lo que te pido, prometo: hacer mis deberes, portarme bien y ser honesto.
If you bring me what I'm asking for, I promise: to do my homework, to behave well, and to be honest.
Este niño de grande va a ser político.
When this kid grows up, he's going to be a politician.
12) No, no me interesa explorar el significado de mi existencia. Solo quiero saber si realmente existo.
No, I'm not interested in exploring the meaning of my existence. I just want to know whether I actually exist.
13) Entonces, tienes la nariz roja y se ríen mucho de ti. Eso es bueno.
So, you have a red nose and get laughed at a lot. This is a good thing.
14) Estoy retrasado. ¿Puedes tomar la mitad de la lista y entregar los juguetes?
I'm running behind. Can you take half the list and deliver the toys?
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