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Funny jokes about animals in Spanish
Are animals funny? Absolutely! So while animals are often looked at for being cute companions, they can also be downright hilarious. But animals are at their funniest when they're the butt of the joke, which is why we've rounded up the the best animal jokes to keep you entertained. As well as making you laugh, they might help with your Spanish learning, and teach you some new words.
1) Espero que no sigas enojado por lo de la castración.
I hope you're not still mad at me for neutering you.
2) ¡Te juro que siempre te he sido fiel!
I swear I have always been faithful to you!
3) Quisiera sacar una cita para antes de Navidad.
I'd like to make an appointment before Christmas.
4) ¿Qué haces?
What are you doing?
Posteando mi comida en Instagram.
Posting my food on Instagram.
5) ¡No se asusten! ¡Es solo una película de terror!
Don't panic! It's just a horror movie!
6) Te lo dije ¡No te líes con un avestruz!
I told you don't date an ostrich!
¡Pónganme la epidural yaaa!
Give me the epidural right now!
7) ¿Para qué silbas? Puedo ver muy bien las burbujas saliendo detrás de ti.
What are you whistling for? I can see very well the bubbles coming out behind you.
8) Si canta tanto es que está feliz.
If he sings so much, it means he's happy.
¡Ayuda! ¡Ayuda ¡Ayuda!
Help! Help! Help!
9) Hola guapa, parece que somos responsables de repoblar la tierra de unicornios, por cierto, me llamo Pepe. ¿Y tú?
Hi sexy, it seems that we are responsible for repopulating the Earth with unicorns, by the way, my name is Pepe. And you?
Carlos.
10) Mami ¿Quién fue primero, el huevo o nosotros?
Mommy. Who came first, the egg or us?
Cariño, prepárate, nuestro hijo empezó a hacer las preguntas difíciles.
Honey, get ready, our son started asking the hard questions.
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