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Funny jokes in Spanish
Who said language studies shouldn't be fun? The word for jokes in Spanish is chiste although it could also be translated as broma. The latter is more like a practical joke or a prank that you play on someone, while the former is a witty line or story that you tell to someone, and I've got some good ones for you in this post. As well as making you laugh, they might help with your Spanish learning, and teach you some new words.
1) Mi mamá me dijo: Sigue tus sueños. Así que me fui a dormir.
My mom said: Follow your dreams. So, I went back to bed.
2) ¡No puedo creerlo! ¡Debe ser el collar!
I can't believe it! It must be the collar!
3) ¡Guau! ¡Esta cámara tiene un zoom increíble!
Wow...This camera has an amazing zoom!
4) ¡Cielos! ¡Vamos hombre, apúrate y lánzala!
Geez! Come on man, hurry up and throw it!
5) ¡Vamos Moisés! ¿Me estás tomando el pelo?
Come on Moses! Are you kidding me?
6) ¡Cariño! ¿Cuál es la contraseña?
Honey! What's the password?
Nuestro aniversario de bodas.
Our wedding anniversary.
¡Ella lo hizo a propósito!
She did it on purpose!
7) Su radiografía mostraba una costilla rota, pero no se preocupe, lo arreglamos con Photoshop.
Your X-ray showed a broken rib, but don't worry, we fixed it with Photoshop.
8) "Algún día nuestro país estará libre de corrupción". ¿Qué tiempo verbal es?
"One day our country will be corruption free". Which tense is it?
¡Futuro imposible!
Future Impossible Tense!
9) ¡Por favor, mamá, no quiero volver a la escuela!
Please mom, I don't want to go back to school!
Deja de hacer berrinche. ¡Tus alumnos te están esperando!
Stop throwing a tantrum. Your students are waiting for you!
10) Maestra, ¿Me castigaría por algo que no hice?
Student: Miss, would you ever punish me for something I didn't do?
No Pepito, ¡claro que no!
Teacher: No Pepito, of course not!
¡Qué bueno! Porque no hice la tarea de hoy.
Student: That's great! Because, I didn't do today's homework.
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