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Funny Christmas jokes in Spanish
Funny Christmas jokes are the perfect way to get into the holiday spirit, and I've got some good ones for you in this post. As well as making you laugh, they might help with your Spanish learning, and teach you some new words. Besides, after the year we've all had, we could all use an extra dose of Christmas cheer!
15) Odio cuando se quedan sin zanahorias.
I hate when they run out of carrots.
Yo también.
Me, too.
16) No vas a publicarlo en el blog, ¿verdad?
You're not going to blog this, are you?
Ni hablar. Esto va directo a Youtube.
Nope. This is going straight to Youtube.
17) Esta es la bicicleta que quiero. Si solo completas la información de tu tarjeta de crédito, podemos pedirlo ahora mismo.
This is the bike I want. If you'll just fill in your credit card info, we can take care of this right now.
18) Quiero tener un cuerpo delgado y un saldo bancario gordo, y no te confundas como el año pasado.
I want a thin body and a fat bank balance, and don't get them mixed up like last year.
19) Personalmente, creo que el Calentamiento Global tiene mucho que responder.
Personally, I think Global Warming has got a lot to answer for!
20) ¡Vamos, cariño! ¿Cómo iba a saber que él no era el verdadero Papá Noel?
Come on, honey! How was I supposed to know he wasn't the real Santa?
21) Papá Noel: No creo en mí.
Santa Claus: I don't believe in myself.
Muñeco de nieve: Creo que soy bi-polar.
Snowman: I think I'm bi-polar.
Rudolph: Los otros renos se ríen de mí y me ponen apodos.
Rudolph: All the other reindeer laugh and call me names.
Elfo: Estoy atrapado en un trabajo sin futuro.
Elf: I'm trapped in a dead-end job.
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